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mental health isnt all that good atm
hope you can understand <3
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So anyway I drank my usual morning protein shake and it gave me some bubble guts.
Im going up the stairs to my office and I ripped a huge fart in the stairwell. It was one of those steamy ones that really stink.
Anyway I guess the SVP of HR came in not long after and got a big face full of my beef.
She contacted the facilities team and they came to a conclusion that a rodent must have died in the walls or HVAC.
This led to them getting big blower fans and calling our HVAC company to check out the ducts and Orkin to scout out the walls
Anyway that's my story.
hope you are having a great day
Remember!
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