Recent reviews by Alec Denston

Absolutely amazing, powerful, easy to use, and useful. It's extremely easy to learn, is 100% free, and has an amazing, helpful community.

10/10 best cod ever

bro this game is super buggy, like why does the goat do really weird things? Where are the goat quests, where do I find goat love and m8 and then have goat babies and take over humanity and their memes? OMG galactic cafe get ur dev team together liek ♥♥♥♥ xddddddddddddddddddddddddd

I love the game, but....



WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ENEMIES?! EVERY 200 FT THERE'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CULTIST TRUCK WITH A HEAVY MACHINE GUN MOUNTED TO IT...

The game is REALLY bad, keep in mind this review is coming from a mediocre Source Engine mapper. You can find my "great" quality maps under my Steam Workshop. Some of them aren't mine since I'm on the "shared" creators list, meaning I contributed to the map. A lot of the game's assets are copy pasta ♥♥♥♥ from other people in the Source Modding and Garry's Mod community. There are game breaking bugs, invisible walls, horrible voice acting, none of the game is in any way compressed, making the game around 60 GB. The game's graphics are horrid as well, Half Life 2's first build looks better than this ♥♥♥♥. <3

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Just got it because I was bored.

The doctor told me I have an addiction to this game, I think he's wrong, I only get 2 hours of sleep with 22 hours of playing the game, that's not bad... is it?

Simply put it, it's a Unity game that's not ♥♥♥♥. I love this game!

This game is an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke. Rockstar doesn't give a single ♥♥♥♥ about the player, but instead of every little penny they can milk out of children with more and more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ online content that is "free" and progressively makes your game run like total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Playing online is not even fun like it used to be, there are way too many overpowered vehicles that cost way too much, only accessible to people who have played the game way too much or players with cheated money. To earn money you need to do missions or carry some drugs or some ♥♥♥♥ across the map while being overly broadcasted to every person's map, resulting in your ass getting kicked by 5 oppressor try-hards, don't think that starting a private or offline session will help you, as you'll soon to find out that almost every way you can make money is disabled. Oh, and yes, the Opressor MK II, easily the most broken ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vehicle in the game. Don't expect getting anything done to make any progress as you'll likely find out that you will most likely be killed by a hacker/modder or an Oppressor MK II try hard. I started up the game today since the first time in months, and I was immediately blown up by some salty, toxic Oppressor tryhard.

Pros - A good story. Great Graphics, cool cars.

Cons

oppressor tryhards
extremely difficult to effectively make money.
can't make money in passive or private sessions.
game is basically pay to win.
more and more online expansions they add progressively make the game run more like ♥♥♥♥, both online and offline.
community is extremely scummy on the internet, and in-game, EXTREMELY toxic.
Rockstar themselves is also EXTREMELY scummy in multiple ways.

Please, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ give us GTA VI, or nurf/entirely remove the Oppressor MK II.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, been waiting for somethin' this cool my whole life. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS! 4 US DOLLARS???? NOTHING BETTER. This supports unity scenes (I don't know how to make your own yet.) Webpages, gifs, videos, etc. Yeup, that's right. All for you background!