Recent reviews by Daddy Noel

Wadu Hek

U have rock and torchy. U must kill noob enemy to get gun and wepon. When u git good geer, u must then fight beter nobs. Then u must get bettter beter geer and fight aeroplane copter. Then u must fight zerg clan jews and raid noobs for lute. I is have many hour in game, 140 hours yes, and is very dificult for noobs, but is worth u time if u wlling to give up your wifey and childs. I no this because my wife leav ebecause i playing too much game. She take me childs but is fine, because im think game is more fun than sex.
I give game 3/3.4.

I haven't really played any 2K games besides 5 minutes of my brother's Borderland's 2. I don't know them well but I could tell this was similar to Borderlands 2, but I digress. This game is somewhat, unique and different(literally the same 2 adjectives) to any other game I've ever played. The thought that went into the story I have to say, is just, brilliant. They took on religion and racism but made it more 'interesting'. I LOVE the intro where you are introduced to the first weapon(melee thingy), IT'S F******G AWESOME. Combat is addictive, story is incredible, graphics are beautiful and somehow remind me of The Legend of Zelda(don't asky why) and the game is just generally addictive. I haven't played much but I can say, so far, that there isn't much combat but I do still enjoy listening to voxes and learning more about the game. I don't know about anyone else but I spend A S***T ton of time searching for things in crates,purses etc. It kind of gets annoying but if you want to find important items you might want to take a 'quick' look around. You also might experience a bit of back-tracking with chests and lock-pick chests(this can be frustrating).
Overall, it's a good(underexaggeration) game.
Combat: 9.5/10
Graphics: 9.8/10
Voice Acting: 10/10
Story: 10/10
Item Searching:7/10
AI: 8/10
Overall score: 9/10

Is game wher eu play with freind online. U must kill noob enemy and destroy big base to win. Is fun, yes, but hard ,yes.