• I'M DEAD INSIDE.
• I don't miss, I give a chance.
• I'm not stalling, I'm thinking about a move!
• I'm not being stupid, but I'm lulling vigilance!
• I am not poor - I helped the poor.
• I don't smear - I didn't shoot there.
• I'm not giving up - I'm saving my strength for a real battle!
• I don't insult - I help enemies or allies understand who they are.
• I'm not running away - I'm setting up an ambush.
• I don't kill - I solve the issue of overpopulation.
• I'm not quitting - I ran for help.
• I'm not greedy - I'm thrifty.
• I'm not dead - I'm tired of winning and fell asleep.