Girl (age) 16-21: “You’re such a nice person”. Translation: “ I’m sorry, I don’t want to break your heart but I’m more attracted to the bad boys- You know, the gangsters, thugs, criminals, and men who’re irresponsible, arrogant, unpredictable, exciting, and dishonest. In other words, you’re too nice for me, and being “nice” is a very bad thing 0__0 Also, it is obvious you don’t understand that confidence is key. Hell, I’d even sleep with a serial killer if he was confident while at the same time preaching peace, truth, and love in church😊

Girl (age) 22-29: “You’re such a nice person”. Translation: I know that I’ve purposely made bad decisions when it comes to choosing men to date, but thank you for excusing my bad choices and accepting my whorish behavior. Any logical thinking man would have avoided me and left me for the streets! Oh yes, *thank you so much captain save a hoe*, you really are a good man! But please understand, even though I’m beginning to realize that honest and responsible good men are more likely to take care of me and love me, I’m still at the age where I’m physically attractive. Oh yes, I still got it baby, so I’m going to spend the last years of my prime searching for men who’re far more exciting and dangerous than you!

Woman (age) 30-34: “Where have all the good guys gone”? Translation: My abusive Ex-boyfriend or Ex-husband left me with my three kids. That good for nothing misogynistic pig, how dare he! How dare he leave me to provide for myself and children as my eggs are dying off and my physical looks has faded away! How dare he leave me at this moment! Does he not know that the wall is undefeated and that this wall will take away any leverage I use to have over men in general?

Woman (age) 35 and over: “You’re such a nice man”. Translation: “I’d be happy to give up my ass to you. You see? Being nice and good does get you laid ^_^ So Mgtows, red-pillers, black pillers and incels, have no idea what they’re talking about! Thank you for taking care of me and my bastard children! I mean, shoot, you’re even willing to go down on me even though 30 other guys deposited their jesus juice into my holy grail while you lived your entire life thinking that I would save my body for you for marriage ^_^ I know now that chivalry isn’t dead since you were so kind to forgive my past whorish behavior! If only the world had more nice guys like you, the world would be a better place ^_^ You know what, you nice guys really are the best type of guys to be with, because if it weren’t for yall, I’d never want to become a born again virgin and drink the blood of jesus christ 0_0 Thanks for accepting me, now come on baby, enter my tomb in which many pharaohs have laid __