My balls are too saggy for the toilets at work
I cannot poop at work without the bottom of my ballsack dipping into the toilet water.
I don’t like it, and I have to hold my balls while I poop.
This pisses me off, and it’s not something I can complain about in person, hence this post.

Edit: hey guys, I’m not gonna show you my balls.

You type :3. :3? :3?!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN :3??? All those words in the English language and you manage to choose this one? THIS ONE PARTICULAR WORD? What does :3 even mean? In what situation :3 could possibly make sense??? WHY? THIS "WORD" DOESN'T HAVE A MEANING! I DON'T SPEAK BOTTOM, I DON'T SPEAK FEMBOY, I DON'T SPEAK FURRY! And nobody does except you!!! Please use the beautyful ENGLISH LANGUAGE like how GOD and your ANCESTORS intended you to! NO :3!!!

FURRA

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:O=3

:3

If I see any more ':3' I am going to smash my head against the wall.

What the ♥♥♥♥ does it even mean? Wtf do you mean ':3'?

People use it in the weirdest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ways. I used to think it was some quirky smily but people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ put it anywhere at all? There was this post about depression and the OP wrote ':3' at the end.

Don't even make me talk about reddit chains but this is the worst, there's like one ':3' in the comments and every other reply in the chain is ':3'

Like someone goes :3 and every reply is like :3 :3 :3 :3

And aren't redditors supposed to be real people behind the scenes? Why can't you just talk like people? Why do you have to ':3'?

And don't even talk about discord, literally every other sentence has a ':3' in it.

TLDR; I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate it, stop using it, or I will start using :4

I can’t stand the “:3” emoji. I absolutely despise it. Every time I see it, I feel a deep, overwhelming hatred that words can barely describe. It’s obnoxious, it’s pathetic, and it makes me physically recoil. There is nothing cute or funny about it, just a disgusting, childish excuse for an expression that ruins everything it touches.

I hate everything about “:3.” I hate the way it looks, I hate the way people use it to try and seem quirky or cute, and I hate the type of person who thinks it’s acceptable. It’s embarrassing. It’s disgusting. It makes me lose all respect for anyone who types it out. You could be the smartest, most respectable person in the world, but the moment you use “:3,” you are dead to me. There is no excuse. No justification. No redemption.