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📕 * 👳 * 🕺 * 📗 * 😺 * 🎈 * ⛳ * 🍇 * 🌂 * 🥞 * 📘 * 💚 * 🏀 * 💎 * 🌽 * 🚙
ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?"
"What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?"
"I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."
ㅤ* If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
ㅤ* A tortoise goes to the police station to report being mugged by three snails. "What happened?" says the policeman.
"I don't know", says the tortoise. "It was all so quick."
🥒 * 🌋 * 👑 * 🐟 * 💙 * ⚡ * 🎍 * 👹 * 🐝 * 👾 * 🐛 * 🌸 * 👽 * 🎁 * 🚗 * 🎽
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...