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looking for gf
Now taking applications for a gf(male). You must be:

1.Female(Male)
2.Age 16-23
3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls(guys) if small and skinny)
4. Willing to do as I ask
5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)
6. Have 0 male friends
7. Cook 3 meals for me a day
8. Be willing to split the bill on a date
9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)
10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person
11. Have sex with me as I ask
12. Ideally not have a job
13. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quo

Anime is poison to children's minds and it creates a fake world for them to live in. Anime introduces pornographic material at a young age and has very graphic and violent scenes. This carries over into adulthood and creates these lazy, nasty, hideous slobs that were once your children that now sleep with an anime body pillow at night and read mangas at least 10 times a day. Anime also consumes your soul and wastes time that could be used to go outside, get 60 minutes of fresh air, do homework and contribute something to society. The people who watch anime are not the problem, anime is. Anime is the root of all problems, cancer, war, Africa, and the Nazis. Since people watch anime on the TV so much, it uses electricity and is the reason why the oil reserves will run out soon. Anime causes cancer because it has been proven TV screens emit radiation and radiation causes cancer. Anime has caused war by inspiring the Nazis to side with the Japanese through their cartoons and establishing the Pacific Front in World War 2. African leaders in Africa are corrupted by anime influences and they cannot tend to their peoples needs and cannot feed them. Future generations will be ruined and destroyed by anime influence. Everyone thinks the downfall of humanity will be ourselves, but in reality it is anime. After the atomic radiation, the Japanese wanted to get their revenge on the world and created their ultimate weapon, anime.

Here’s the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ truth about my dad! The reasons why he HAD to plead guilty to something he didn’t do!
When this was supposed to have happened my sister, mum and I were in the shop at the time, mind you the shop is tiny! So we would have heard/seen it happened!
1- he HAD to plead guilty to save my sister and I from the torment of the courts
2- he HAD to plead guilty because of the costs of the court, the thousands of dollars it would have costed!
3- he HAD to plead guilty because he couldn’t afford better Lawyers or Barristers to help us out!
There are 2 sides to every story! We know our dad and we know it didn’t happen!

you are but a drop of water in the ocean of suffering that is life
ripples you make don't even compare to the waves that litter its surface
sometimes you have to experience pain to appreciate the mundane

the calm after the storm

Stop with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."
It's tits. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits.
This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?
"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."
I bet they already know, and if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds


I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.
I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.
As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.
I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.
I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the