Recent reviews by ahpla

meh

Turn that family tree into a family circle .
editing this for the steam awards lmao.

Mordhau has been kinda dead for a while, however I am still able to enjoy it as there are still plenty of people who play the game.

For example: I joined a game that was didn't have very many people in it and after some more people joined they just kept leaving because it was empty. There was one other dude who went on the opposite team, and we just started to fist fight. More and more people began to join the server and the fist fight. Those that joined and started using actual weapons where beaten to a pulp and eventually kicked if they didn't comply with our demands to not use weapons. This carried over for like 3 more matched afterwards.

All and all it is a really fun game. It is difficult to master, but with time you will get used to the controls. Also, my x and 1 keys are pretty much destroyed for spamming the sword flourish emote, but meh.

welp it came out, but meh

just monika

I downloaded this game because all my friends had it. While it is a very fun game, I can only play this game with them for about half an hour to an hour because they are a lot better than I am and I get extremely pissed off. I try not to show it though because I don't wanna look like a ♥♥♥♥♥.

>be me
>first time playing
>play america cause merica
>have friend who is good at game
>friend plays mexico
>turn fascists
>create faction titled New World Order
>destroy central america
>declare on columbia
>spend three years trying to capitulate columbia
>friend takes all of the land
>jealous.jpeg
>helps me in taking land
>canada or cuba? cuba.
>spend a year trying to land a successful naval landing
>notice i have 13 nukes
>notice cuba has 11 provinces
>carpet bomb cuba with the nukes
>cuba still withstanding
>notice no one is in havana
>send 1 division to havana
>cuba capitulates
>finally.jpeg
>we join axis
>destroy canada
>naval invasion on uk
>win the war
>peace deal breaks the game
>game crashes
>spend half an hour writing greentext review on steam
>still don't know how to play this game
>f to pay respect

This game, while fun, has become pretty sketchy lately. If I could be potentially banned from playing the game as intended and randomly get into a server with a streamer and killing them then I can't support this game. Not only are the Dev's giving all their attention to streamers; they put microtransactions into the game which was said to be implemented after the release. If all the Dev's worry about is fattening their pockets instead of fixing major issues, adding new features, and listening to the playerbase as a whole instead of just streamers then I can not recommend this game.

Most of my hours in this game are from when i didn't have a good enough pc to run other games. However, there is a lot to do in this game. There are many ways to play. Whether its by yourself or with friends or on a random server. This is an amazing game thathas many things to do.

I have played the game before getting it on steam. If you're looking to kill some time this would be the way to do it.
Pros
Fun gameplay.
Great mechanics.
Easy to play.
Hard to master.

Cons
The community, like most competitive games, is cancerous.

EDIT: I am editing this for a badge my guy.