Nani the f^ck did you just f^cking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai b^tch desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, & watashi've been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, & watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, & watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the f^ck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu'd before on this continent, mark watashino f^cking words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, f^cker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus accross the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life.You're f^cking shinimashita'd, akachan.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human & female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they mammals, Vaporeon average 3”03’ tall & 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human d!cks, & with their impressive high HP +Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have $ex with one for hours without getting sore. They can learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, & Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you turned on. With their abilities Water Absorb & Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Vaporeon is literally built for human d!ck. Ungodly defense stat+high HP+Acid Armor means it can take c0ck all day.

I served with this man in the military and hes one of the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sergeants ive even seen. He led S squad durring the invasion of Miners Folly. May god rest his soul. He will be sorely missed

Rest in peace, Sigma squad. We will carry your sacrifice within us. It will bring hope and peace for a better future. I salute you. o>

absolute trash player