OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP YOUR ♥♥♥♥
-VIBRATORS

-♥♥♥♥♥♥

-PENS

-PENCILS

-COINS

-PEBBLES

-BROOMSTICK HANDLE

-FISHING ROD HANDLE

-UMBRELLA HANDLE

-TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

-HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

-FINGERS

-SMALL GLASS JAR

-TESTTUBE

-SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

-STIFF ♥♥♥♥♥

-CIGAR

-BANANA

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse ♥♥♥♥♥ (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)