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ㅤ* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
ㅤ* The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
ㅤ* There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
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