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Just more proof SquareEnix has no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what to do with any of the Eidos properties. ♥♥♥♥ off Square. Wish Enix had never let themselves be bought by you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

This game has harder controls than drunkenly removing a bra one handed.
10/10

This game is really good, though short, it is worth every penny.

I'm kind of an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but this game had me smiling for most of the playtime. The combat is just so fun!

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I zapped a dog who was standing in a puddle. I didn't notice my entire group was also standing in the puddle. We all got stunned for 2 turns. Since I was stunned I couldn't even hit ESC to reload my game. I was forced to watch as the computer killed all my group.
10/10

If poop collides with enemy pirates and they are on grapple hook then their hook will break!
10/10

This game kicks so much ass, you'll probably go blind. This is the way RPGS are supposed to be. ♥♥♥♥ your elder scrolls ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ your final fantasies and your fables. Divine Divinity is named correctly.

This is actually a really good game. I'm pretty sure any negative reviews this game got was from mouth breathers who probably can't even figure out how to download the steam client and create an account, let alone play a game requiring any semblance of hand eye coordination.

Better than any other game out right now. Not as good as Dark Souls 1. Take that for what it's worth.