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I'm glad nobody was home, because I just spent the last 15 minutes weeping my eyes out.
10/10

Decent game, but I wish I never supported the developer.

♥♥♥♥ EVGA for stealing everything from Unwinder. You guys literally cut and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pasted. Complete loss of respect for you tools and I'll never buy an EVGA card again.

Just more proof SquareEnix has no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what to do with any of the Eidos properties. ♥♥♥♥ off Square. Wish Enix had never let themselves be bought by you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

This game has harder controls than drunkenly removing a bra one handed.
10/10

This game is really good, though short, it is worth every penny.

I'm kind of an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but this game had me smiling for most of the playtime. The combat is just so fun!

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I zapped a dog who was standing in a puddle. I didn't notice my entire group was also standing in the puddle. We all got stunned for 2 turns. Since I was stunned I couldn't even hit ESC to reload my game. I was forced to watch as the computer killed all my group.
10/10

If poop collides with enemy pirates and they are on grapple hook then their hook will break!
10/10