Last evening me and my friends decided to play some Tekken 8. The game just came out, could be fun. They don't know I'm pretty good, I'm a gigachad Fujin Kaz main. They choose their characters. Asuka, Victor, Law. I pick Kaz with an evil smirk. I tell them we do a first to 3. Little did they know the hell I was about to put them through.

First the Asuka virgin. I know the matchup like the back of my hand thanks to years of labbing, all I did was waiting for him to commit a mistake and launch the mf with a perfect electric. Noobs these days not even knowing frame data LMAO. 70% health combo, 2 hellsweeps in his face, BOOM, you're dead. Can do better. Next. I warned him but he didn't listen: "you were minus bro!" He looked at me weird.

omigosh the authoer of rezsupreme but evil?!?!?! Holuy moluy

im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye

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omg the author of re supreme can i have your autograph luke o gimbly