I used to roll the dice

feel my ♥♥♥♥ in my enemy's ass

listen as the crowd would sing 'now the old king is dead' LOOOLL

one minute i held my nuts

next my balls were closed on me

then i'd discover sans upon pillars of salt ,PILLARS OF SALT, PILLARS OF SALT(Twitter)

then i'd hear jackie chan singing 'OMAEEWAAAA MOOO SHIIINNNDERUUU'

beat my meat, my ssuuuuuuuuuuussss

for some reason i cant explain

why we live in a society

where gamers dont rule the world :(

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

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I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

Let's make this game count!