1000+ gameplay hours and I'm gleefully hardstuck in Platinum because I'm old and I get the vapors when attempting to learn mechanics and/or rotate. You can find me somewhere in front of the play, stealing your boosts, ready to fire off a few 'What a Save!!!!' quick chat zingers....probably until the servers eventually die, or I do. This game has me by the (SoccAr) ballzs 11/10

1000+ gameplay hours and I'm gleefully hardstuck in Platinum because I'm old and I get the vapors when attempting to learn mechanics and/or rotate. You can find me somewhere in front of the play, stealing your boosts, ready to fire off a few 'What a Save!!!!' quick chat zingers....probably until the servers eventually die, or I do. This game has me by the (SoccAr) ballzs 11/10