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I was a master of Combat and Strategy and was the pretiest princess of them all

But then the Chocolate Nation attacked

This game has boobs

10/10

*Starts up MK 9 for the first time*
*Checks out the Crypt*
Oh this looks really nice! I can walk around in here now!
*Crypt monster pops up and gives me a heart attack*
*I am now dead*

11/10 would recommend

Ruined my life

10/10 it's ok

Killed my friend with 2 hits with a fleshlight, took over 45 seconds on a zombie before I gave up and walked away from a slow ass zombie that is said to be the "Biggest Threat" in this game. Filled with Douche bags that hack for guns, and kill you. Have to wait 30 minutes to play once you die unless you pay. Filled with Micro-transactions, which by the way, when you die you lose all of the ites you spent REAL LIFE MONEY on. Serriously, if anyone tells you this game is good, they are either Hackers, mentally insane, or take bribes to promote ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. Stay as far away as possible from this turd. I spent one dollar, and I will never get that dollar back.

"WHY YOU COME OUT OF TREES? I TOL' YOU NOT TO COME OUT!!!!"

10/10

I'm not sure what's more addictive

Masturbation, drugs, or Masturbating high on drugs while playing this game