Divide my in-game hours by 10. I tend to leave games open for no reason.

Decided to eat a 'doner kebab pizza' once in Denmark. Bad idea.
Woke up in the hostel at 3am feeling like my innards were in a blender.
Made it to the toilet and unleashed the most violent hell I've ever inflicted on this earth, out of my unfortunate bum. At the same time as this was going on, I was spewing vomit into the sink which was fortunately near enough to be reached.
This caused the sink to block.
So after all this, I then had to transfer my sick into the toilet using my hands, because I couldn't face leaving that for a cleaner to deal with.
Apart from that, Copenhagen is a beautiful city. Avoid the kebab pizzas though.

I'll make it simple: Calculus or Costco. If your degree doesn't have hard math, you're competing with every other college student who is probably more motivated than you because they just spent 4 years in her "muh loans getz mah iphone" program and wants to maintain her angry birds and takeout lifestyle.

Captain Corrigan: just had the best ♥♥♥♥ ever