Recent reviews by aeka

Actually, do a better job as copying Civ mechanics, with new gameplay elements, than Civ7 trying to copy Humankind.

Game of the Year, but dev can't, and won't fix multiplayer issues. Sad.

“Why so Sirius?”

A blind wizard walks into a bar, finds his way to a stool, and sits down.
He says rather loudly to the barkeep,
“Hey, how would you like to hear a Hufflepuff joke?”
The bar goes silent and the barkeep replies,
“Sir, I will not lie to you. You are speaking to a Hufflepuff.
The man behind you is an Auror from Hufflepuff, the woman to your right is a Hufflepuff dueling champion, and we all have our wands drawn.
Do you really want to continue?”
The blind wizard goes silent for a moment before curtly replying,
“No I don’t. Not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”

En tout cas, les pnjs de ce jeu ne sont pas des nains gras, pardon, des ingrats.

The best way to play a DC hero/vilain is by uninstalling the game. Can't play because of the game launcher. What an irony.

C'est Honteux ! 59fps avec une GTX 1060 dans le désert, franchement ils abusent. Devs à l'écoute et qui en plus, tentent de patcher leurs jeu? On est ou la ! Rien ne va plus ! (Pour les deux au fond de la salle qui n'auraient pas compris, c'est du sarcasme)

If you're still alive on the Renaissance, and Gandhi is on your game, consider being screwed.
10/10 send nuKes.

First of all : Destiny 2 main quest was fine, the Forsaken one, was good. The new one? Didn't play it yet. But from what i've heard, it's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ update Bungie have ever done in this game. And the seasons pass updates are absolute trash.
Sadly, Destiny 2 was good before they leave Activision. The only good think since then, on steam you can tell others players how bad the game become.

L'un des meilleurs Assassin's Creed à ce jour.

Le ranger dit: "Moi, jme suis fait parachuter 40 borne derrières les lignes ennemies, j'ai marcher 50 borne et j'ai tué deux mecs à main nue ! qui dis mieux ?

Le marin dit: "Moi, j'ai nagé 30 borne puis j'ai marcher 90 bornes et j'ai tué 5 mecs à mains nue. Qui dis mieux ?"

Le Seal dit: "Moi, j'ai plongé depuis un sous marin jusqu'a la plage pendant 20 bornes, puis j'ai marché sur 80 borne et j'ai descendu tout une base ennemie à main nue ! qui dis mieux ?"

Le delta force lui, il reste silencieux, en continuant de remuer les braises du feu avec sa bite.


Need more Holt jokes / 20