i became friends with this guy through fallout 76. we scammed little kids together and i thought i might have found a really chill guy. he told me one day that he lost his job and got divorced by his wife for a tight rope walker in the jihadi circus. he came to stay with me in the americas, and he got a job and became my roomate. one night while i was showering he just came in, and for a solid 45 minutes, he violently ♥♥♥♥ in my sink. i couldnt leave the bathroom bc i had no towel or clothes and apparently some guy Girk in the comments thinks hes gay so i wasnt taking any chances. the smell was was the most atrocious thing. he had to have been holding that ♥♥♥♥ for at the very least 3 weeks bc it absolutely smelled. like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ crawled i his asss and died 3 weeks ago. marinated in burnt garlic and monkey piss.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard shaft push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy