It is pointless to put anything meaningfull here, you are only reading this as you have nothing better to do. I would assume that you have got bored of your games for a bit or are downloading one and wating. As a result you don't really care what is written here; there is unlikley to be anything that makes your jaw drop in surprise anyway.
Also, adding to my upbeat "Summary" section, you are probably here as you are my friend so have acctually met me ingame so know more about me than could be put here, or you are randomly searching random words in steam to see what you can find. I cannot say that I have done this myself, but i suspect there are some people with so little to do that such a thing could pass for entertainment. If you are one of the latter, I welcome you to my page and I hope you enjoy your brief and boring stay.

Anyway:

Hug me and I'll kill you!
(^.^)
Don't mess with A Docile Sloth!

Usefull info:
All of 1st page for trade. 1:1 on everything.

Famous Quotes:
"It goes in the pink hole" - Me

"It's Chernobyl in a gun" - Mr. Jones on Giger Counters

"If it's funny once, it's funny a thousand times" - Mr. Jones on Jokes

"If you explain a joke it makes it funnier" - Mr. Jones on Jokes

"Answer me this and i`ll spare your wittled down incompetants." - HoorayforPP on who should be quoted here

"sloth burned me.. with his hotness" - randy trying to be quoted here

-=PaNcaKe=-: Sloth prevented me from writing this article sooner, sloth will most likely prevent me from rewriting this if it's crap, and sloth might keep you from reading this entire thing. Although some people might call this the tamest of the seven sins, I assure you: sloth can be deadly.

"If you want something doing, give it to a lazy man." - Anon on getting things done

"I told you a million times; don't exaggerate in commentary." - Martin Brundle on exaggeration to David Coulthard

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