Haha this guy right here let me tell you about him. He once told me about this fetish he has that all started when he watched Honey I Shrunk the Kids (and no you sick ♥♥♥♥♥ it wasn't about the kids) basically he wants to be shrunk down and implanted in a woman's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This isn't possible yet so he just finds really high res pictures of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the internet (we're talking like 16000*12000 images and he prints them out on a ton of sheets of paper and tapes them together so he can wear this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blanket and jerk off. Good times.

Sometimes when I get a build-up of dingleberries I try to round them all up and I make them into a compact little ball. I call it a snickerdoodle because it looks like a Snickers bar kind of.

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Don't you hate it when that little spot between your ♥♥♥♥ and your sack is really itchy and you're afraid to scratch it because you might accidentally hurt your testicles?

Beautiful