I live in a CIA prison. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ runs my prison. In prison, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! in 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to like my ♥♥♥♥. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥s. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999 I killed a CIA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's ♥♥♥♥♥. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched ♥♥♥♥♥ to each other's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

What do we do all day?

We beat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cannot understand what a random number is.

We beat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ thinks the brain does timer tongues.

We beat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.