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with raisins in it.
-- Dorothy Parker
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Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.
-- Sidney Paternoster, "The Folly of the Wise"
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Jayne: "You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?"
Mal: "You better laugh when you say that."
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If we want something nice to get born in nine months, then sex has to
happen. We want to have the kind of sex that is acceptable and fun for both
people, not the kind where someone is getting screwed. Let's get some cross
fertilization, but not someone getting screwed.
-- Larry Wall
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Where there's a will, there's a relative.
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Fry: Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!
Professor: Keep your chin up.
Fry: Ow, my chin!
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An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!
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