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I 16 female a few years back went on a camping trip with my family like we do every year and every year I bring a friend, we decided to go boating that day and my friend and I wanted to go tubing, and my grandma was not holding back, she flung us off the tube so fast that I did like 7 cartwheels over the water and the water shot up my ass at 90 miles per hour as I screamed "MY ASS!!!" And my family just laughed when I got to the boat I had to pull my swim bottoms to the side because I couldn't stop violently โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ my self, I hurt so back, my butt hole and I sides were cleaned out by dirty lake water, we had to end the boating trip earlier because I couldn't stop crying because of the pain, when I got back to the camper, I was screaming and crying while โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ myself on the toilet and my โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ was bleeding because of how hard the water shot up there.
We started the game off with a long rush cause that was my role
I killed the first one but i did not kill the second soul
But then from the corner of long popped out quite a great friend
Then a hotdog popped off and now all of the enemies are dead
Oh i couldn't reload fast enough and that's usually how my life likes to end
Until the next round when i respawn with all of my friends
Then i shall rush long again with my best gun that's called the negev
Cause when i โฅโฅโฅโฅ up a hotdog will be there to amend
Kinda sorta just rushed long but this time i killed all 5 men.