You stupid.

He's a bloke. He lit me cigarette once

He's the Ridgiest Didgiest Hymen Slayer around, and that's coming from the one and only faceless illegal Pacific Mexican Immigrant

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We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!

Yar har, fiddle lee dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

Hahaha!

We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)

We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

Yar har, fiddle lee dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!

(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!

(spoken)You are a pirate! Ya gobshite!

Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

Yar har, fiddle lee dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

You are a pirate! - Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!