Recent reviews by adamdev

I couldn't find Bubba or Leutenant Dan...

I adamdeveloped this game.

Well. This is basically a RiceGum simulator, but more gentlemany and well-mannered.

ORIGINALLY A NEGATIVE REVIEW. This game teached me everything about Black Ops 3. It taught me how to camp, it taught me how to use the Haymaker, it taught me that I should never play Black Ops on PC, it taught me to never buy this game, and it taught me that this community is full of prestige masters that never do anything else but show off their elitism. But most importantly, this game taught me how to write a negative review about it.

I got this game a while ago just bashing the multiplayer, but it's not too bad I guess. However, I'd like to say if you just wanna play some zombies with your buds or by yourself; either to just bask in the storybuilding of zombies or just to have fun, then why the hell not! Multiplayer does leave something to be desired, but all in all it's still rather fun. Disregard some aspects of the review I wrote before. The only true issues about this game that I have is just the game crashing randomly in Zombies, but that is most likely a hardware issue and nothing on the game.

Noone cares about the microtransactions. It's completely optional, and it's not forced.

you're all bad at your jobs

summary:
spend $500 for a few gems
sue the developer
and list, DON'T DOWNLOAD GLORIFIED FLASH GAMES.

Don't answer that;
a rhetorical question.

If you want to be a 1980's styled shirt wearer, this is it.
If you want to be someone that hates society, this is it.
If you want to feel a 80's vibe while playing this game, this is it.
If you want to enjoy the scenery all around Vice City, this is it.
Anything that you love about this game, has all of the features you'd expect.

WHY, WHY, WHY, DID I DOWNLOAD THIS. PEWDIESHIT IS ALREADY UNFUNNY. DON'T RUIN FACERIG WITH THIS SHAMELESS YOUTUBER PROMOTION DLC GARBAGE!