Recent reviews by acreativename31

DS2 > DS3

Literally no reason not to include the whole ost
I wanted to listen to the meth goat theme >:(

We had a good thing, you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! We had Hopoo. We had a working game. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, cooked and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.

This is what i expected from gearbox, a buggy, unfinished mess. Half as much content as the first dlc. Barely any new enemies. The false son is just mithrix but with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hitscan laser. All the new items are either complete trash, unnoticeable, or overpowered. The final ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss in the game is UNKILLABLE. We waited 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years for this..

7.5/10
Thank you Randy
♥♥♥♥ you

P.S. At least we still have Chris.

Edit: They fixed all the bugs but im still not changing this review or buying this dlc again

I have no idea what I just played.

All this pain and suffering, its over.... I regret all of it

I love listening to their screams of terror.

This is the best thing EA has done with the PvZ IP.

The scythe brings me happiness.

Hexen if it were good