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Would you rather be with a hello kitty🐱🎀 pyjamas girl 😨😨 or a goth⛓️🖤🥀 femboy🥵🥵? WOAHHH.. Decisions, Decisions.. 🤔🤔💭💭🧐... Now, here's the catch... The Hello Kitty 🐱🎀 pyjamas girl 😨😨 is actually a good one, a GOOD kitty :33.. MEOWWWR🐈🐈‼️‼️.... And the GOTH FEMBOY is actually.. One of the ones yk.. 🫣🫣 You know what I'm saying... Is SPICY... 😻😻🥵🥵🥵

Um, sweety? I just spent three hours combing through all of your reddit comments from the past two years. and oof, that's a big yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh sweet summer child, you do realize you are making me lose faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe, your toxic, problematic behavior towards PoC is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
Let that sink in.

y-you want a b-boyfriend?!😳 (thoughts: this is my chance! ok-ok calm down pal, don’t mess this up!🫡) w-well~😰i thought maybe… maybe i could be your boyfriend~?🤭🫣 blushes and scratches back of his head i mean… if you don’t wanna date me its ok…😥 i-im used to being rejected…😔 b-but why not give it a try r-right?🥺🫣 laughs nervously (thoughts: please-please say yes!👏🙏🥺)

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

Stop dropping your phone on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train. Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our ♥♥♥♥♥ to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train.