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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 3:57am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 4:23am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 7:08am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 6:54am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 6:32am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 4:49am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 12:06am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 5:22am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 9:33am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 7:16am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 8:36am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 4:19am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 5:39am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2021 @ 5:10am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2021 @ 5:24am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 9:34am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 9:15am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 5:02am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 10:35am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 12:36am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 1:05am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 1:47am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 1:52am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 4:12am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 7:41am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 6:01am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 11:46pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2021 @ 11:48am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2021 @ 11:11am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2021 @ 4:59am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2021 @ 4:16am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 8:18am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 4:39am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 9:36am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 11:49am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 9:56am