Scene: A cafe. Vikings occupy one table. A man and his wife enter.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning! What'll you have?
Waitress: We’ve got egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and spam; spam, bacon, and sausage; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon, and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, and spam;
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam...
Waitress: ...spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Wife: Anything without spam?
Waitress: Spam, egg, sausage, and spam.
Wife: I don’t want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam, and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam...
Wife: Can I have egg, bacon, spam, and sausage without the spam?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

AW YIS

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

friend if you like joking around A LOT. otherwise does genuinely care about people in the end <3

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