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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 9:47am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 9:15am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2016 @ 1:41pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 7:23am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2016 @ 2:15pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 9:44am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2016 @ 2:24pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2016 @ 2:26pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 5:51am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2021 @ 5:23am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 6:04am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 6:33am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 6:29am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 6:44am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 6:59am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18am