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Świetny battle royale z ładną grafiką ^^

It's a game about dying a lot. Seriously.

Caves... avoid caves at any cost!

Good game.

Maybe 80 hours behind the wheel is not much comparing to drivers who spent over 2000 hours in the game but it's enough to get know the game pretty good. In real life the truck driver job is one of the most stresfull in the world but in the game you can forget about the responsibility for your truck and trailer (at least in singleplayer). The biggest adventage of the game is the fact it's very relaxing. While admiring the landscape with radio on the headset you can ponder the life existence or have a nice conversation with friend on the other side of the world about religion and politics. Probably the best experience is when you play singleplayer. I say "probably" because I spent most of time playing multiplayer with other real drivers. What makes me think so? Multiplayer is more challenging but you can forget about safety. While AI drive mostly carefully, a major part of other players drive fast and don't care about lights, speed limits and other drivers. Of course admins try their best and ban roadhogs but after truck accident and received damage you can say "bye bye" to your salary. If you think that Russian drivers are the worst, ETS2 will change you mind. Turks are actually the worst. You may drive slowly on your traffic lane and get rammed by one of them driving from the opposite direction and in response hear in Pidgin English "what are you doin? what are you doin?!". Damaged trailer hursts the most after more than an hour of constant driving but in multiplayer it's something you have to get used to. Just avoid Calais and Turks and you will be ok. In multiplayer you speed up the game because after hiring first driver in your company, they will earn money constantly, even when you are offline. Avoid Calais.

I even don't rememeber when I bought the game but I got it from the Humble Bundle probably. I finished it in company of my friend Asoger. Looking for some coop game I pointed at Zeno Clash 2, knowing only that coop is available. He asked me:

Originally posted by Asoger:

Do you know what this game is about?

Well, I didn't.

Technically it's just another FPP game taking place in not too open world. In fact you get into crazy surreal world of the weirdest ♥♥♥♥ you have ever seen. Surreal because it's right out of Salvador Dali's paintings and whole game is nothing but a long trip. Stone hands sticking out of the ground, sculptures with abnormal proportions, mutated characters, ridiculus plants, funny animals... everything around you is just from another world. During the fight sometimes you just turn your head to admire the beautiful landscape (what is a wrong thing because next you get punched in your face).

In the game you bring pain and defend your ugly face mostly with your own fists. When you finally manage to knock down your enemy you can kick his butt till he gives up the ghost. Then you can push his corpse into chasm. Surprisingly it doesn't get boring. Of course in the game there is a rage-bar which let you punch with both fists simultaneously or dash with your elbow towards enemy potato-like face but you miss every second hit like that (instead of filling your rage bar it empties it). In the game you can find a bunch of different weapons, both melee and "guns". Melee weapons are mostly prehistoric looking warhammers which break down after few hits when guns are made of random scrap, teeth, rugs and God himself knows what else. You can use your gun as melee weapon too. Of course it breaks down after few hits. If you find a skull you can use it as a hand grenade, because in some case it explodes.

So, except few characters which really seem to look like humans others definitely are not them. I don't remember their names and I'm happy with that. Ok, except Motherfu... FatherMother. Simply, characters in most cases are a mixture of humans and animals and look creepy. There are also golems which look quite normal and even friendly (until first fight). You will have nightmares after you meet the painter. Moths!

+ Surreal world which blows your mind up
+ Lots of punching and kicking
+ Trip simulator
+ Kah-Tex's voice

- Nightmares after meeting the painter ;_;

Nie to co kiedyś..

It's free! It's awesome! It's medieval warfare!

To be honest - before I downloaded AOC, I had played payable "Chivalry" during free weekend. When it finished, I was delighted to find free mod of it! I would like to buy normal game but... as long as there are people who are playing AOC, I don't find it necessary.

This game, as you see, brings us to the Middle Ages where in team as an archer, guardsman or knight we are fighting to complete objectives. Game is simple - kill and don't get killed, but with what fun! I find this kind of PVP more exciting than typical shooter. In this game where you fight mostly melee, a satisfaction for killing someone who almost cut off your head is big! (even if someone really did it few moments later). Every map has got it's own scenario so it's not blind killing each other and depending of the team level every battle can be a challenge.

I recommend this game to everyone who likes medieval battles with swords, halberds and bows! It's totally free, there are a lot of achievements and this ambience...

Low your visor and fight!

You think "WTF, "Thomas was alone" and there are some squares in different colors. It has to be a next boring puzzle game". If you think so - you are wrong. Ok, it's definitely a puzzle game but one of a kind.

It's more like a story than a game. In this puzzle-platform game you control one or more different geometric shapes and the point is to move them to thier destination. Simple? Not really. Every shape has got its own skills. One can jump higher than others, one can swim, one is like a trampoline what help them to pass the level. Yep, they help each other...like people. Sometimes... That's what I find the best in the game - every shape has got it's own name and while playing we can listen to narrator who is talking about what every of them feels (happieness, sorrow, love) and think about other shapes. It adds to game something new and special, something that we can find only there.

The game itself isn't difficult and it's easy to unlock all achievements so if You have a a free time in the evening - you should play Thomas Was Alone.

Btw. Isn't the narrator a Whitley from Portal?

This game sponsored me my friend for which I'm thankful.

What can I say about Castle Crashers? I wish that this game wasn't so short (like every good game seems to be too short) but because of cooperative it give us a big opportunity to back here and play again and again in different squads.

The plot is simple - something has been stolen and we have to get it back.
Game is not difficult... Ok, sometimes you have to play again because of dead but this game is more to chill out than to "Arghh I dead 20th time! It makes me so angry". What I like in Castle Crashers is that it's simply funny. On every step there are things that make you smile or even laugh (especially when You are playing with somebody).

Cartoon graphics and animations looks really good. Soundtracks are also very well, great suited to each level.

It's good game to relax and check out if you can still play games in which the mouse is not necessary.