I'm not warmed up for trials

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcision every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plan's to sell it as highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will live in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

Imagine being accused of cheating, lol