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I’m pleasantly surprised by how beautifully and cleverly executed this was. All I had expected was a silly bird-themed dating sim that I’d get a few laughs out of, but I soon found myself immersed in this game’s rich and exciting story. As I delved deeper into the game I was either sobbing like a baby from its love story laced with tragedy, or I had my mouth agape from a shocking plot twist. Here I thought I was just playing a simple parody – but this charming (and at times terrifying) game tugged at my heartstrings instead. This game packs an emotional punch that does not disappoint.

for a text based story, this is engaging.
The writing is serviceable, and the minimal audio/visual details compliment nicely.
It's thought provoking. This experience gave me a new perspective that i'm better for.
The premise is creative, and the comparisons of decisions at the end was a nice detail.

There is no more superior game than Barbie Dreamhouse Party. There is a reason why this game has received universal acclaim for best storyline, graphics, sound and gameplay. I do not understand why people have been turned away from Barbie Dreamhouse Party. Barbie Dreamhouse Party has gameplay which will make you play for hours on end (please excuse my playtime; I played probably 20 hours offline), putting every other subpar game title, including Counter-Strike, DOTA2, Assassin’s Creed, GTA and Zelda to shame.

The graphics are immaculate; you can clearly see the level of detail and effort put into the game. Barbie's arkwork is spectacular; she almost looks like a human (or maybe I'm the one which almost looks like a human and she's the real deal...). There simply can't be any other game with this detail. "[Insert game name here] has better graphics than this bull," you may say. Pff. As if. EVERY other game will never have the equal amount of effort and quality graphics the developers of Barbie Dreamhouse Party have done.

The sounds... are fantastic. There seem more realistic than real life. For example, when you're walking, the footsteps Barbie and her friends make seem so realistic. It's almost like the world of Barbie Dreamhouse Party is reality and planet Earth is virtual reality. Music played is absolutely top notch; you could tell that the composers of the music in the game has more of a talent than Mozart.

And last but not least, the storyline. And I can't even begin to tell you the wonderful scripting and voice acting which has been put in this game. It is simply great. Amazing. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Words cannot describe the magic of the storyline. Gone is The Last of Us and their Golden Joystick Award for 'Best Storytelling'. It is obvious that the public had not played the masterpiece Barbie Dreamhouse Party.

All in all, buy this game. You will not regret it. Just because everything is in pink doesn't mean it should turn you away from purchasing this game. This game is every other triple A and indie game out there on Steam combined into something fantastic which will have you laughing, crying and screaming of joy.

this is the best game i have ever played in my entire life, the next-gen graphics are amazing, the horse AI is really good, this game should cost $60 in my opinion, looking forward for more DLC's and games from the developers, I've played 2 hours in this game and it was truly fun, I'm gonna continue my adventure later, this is truly a masterpiece 10/10 would recommend

This game is exquisite. I found this game much to my surprise a complete and utter joy to play, as it surpasses all of my expectations of what a good First Person Shooter, really should be. I would definitely recommend this game to anyone because as you play it, you will feel a satisfactory glee with each passing round as it is incredibly fun, so fun infact that I could play it for hours, and as I get better at this game, so too does the enjoyment of the game increase by the same factor.

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