Born in the slums of Ghetto Switzerland, young Maximillion “It’s-a-trap!” Robinson didn’t have much. His possessions consisted of 2 and a half yen, 3 complete sets of clothes, a 2x4 blue Lego® brick, a 137.82 carat diamond, and a horse named Suzan until he was 14. But all of that changed when a drunken pickpocketer stole the 2x4 Lego® brick right from under Max’s nose, replacing it with a somewhat handsome looking moustache. 3 years later, his aspiration to become the world’s first (living) male Magical Girl lead the boy to travel to Tokyo. Unfortunately, his flight was redirected to America due to “unforeseen plasma dragon attacks.” Extremely disappointed but not discouraged, the newly but falsely titled Sir Duncan turned to The Force for guidance, seeing that he had traded his last bit of horse meat to obtain an antique lottery ticket. It was The Force that dubbed him "The Soulsplitter" and made him realize what he must do: waste the rest of his life playing video games, watching anime, and telling himself that romantic love is a trap designed to expand capitalism.