Inara: "I like watching the game. As with other situations, the key seems to be
giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back."

Mal: "'Course, they won't discover it 'til they order the next round of
drinks."

Thug: "Way."

Mal: "Good drinker, that one."
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There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.
-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
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"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>
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GIVE UP!!!!
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Your aim is high and to the right.
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Every why hath a wherefore.
-- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"
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This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD ... He's so ... so ... URGENT!!
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Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve
him. Nasrudin said, "First things first. Did you see me walk into your
shop?"
"Of course."
"Have you ever seen me before?"
"Never."
"Then how do you know it was me?"
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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

added for trade

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:'(