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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
👽 ✥ 🍆 ✥ 🐊 ✥ 😺 ✥ 🍖 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 👳 ✥ 🚙 ✥ 🌏 ✥ 👹
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
📒 ✥ 🥗 ✥ 🍧 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 🎈 ✥ 💛 ✥ 📗 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 🌋 ✥ 🚙
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