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AegisK[GamEx] 20 Mar @ 2:28pm

This dude is built like a UFC fighter but moves in-game like he’s got an aimbot installed in his brain. I saw him at a Walmart self-checkout at midnight, scanning four packs of G-Fuel and a pair of compression socks. I asked him what the socks were for, and without blinking, he said, “Gotta keep the blood flow steady so I don’t pass out while carrying my whole team.” Then he did a tactical roll under the security barrier and disappeared into the night. If you think you’ve got skills, trust me—you’ve never been in a lobby with this menace.

Red Sunshine 1 May, 2020 @ 11:44am

Sign pls

Sammi3 1 Apr, 2020 @ 7:47am

no life no sex

hyperdm 9 May, 2019 @ 5:57am

will you sign profile? best observer of all time

. 5 Oct, 2018 @ 9:21am

+rep plz accept for play rocket

o 23 Jan, 2018 @ 5:32am

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☼ ♥ . Put this on the wall of all the people you've carried . ☼
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o 29 Nov, 2017 @ 12:35pm

Inserting a number of chillies into my clam-flavoured pothole got me flowing shrimp sap faster than a greased weasel ♥♥♥♥. Within no time, I could feel the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Da Vinci load slobbering from my ring piece and all over my lunchmeat. It was bliss having his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon stuffed inside me again; stuffing my ground zero grotto with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my ♥♥♥♥ gutter flooding like it used to. The unrelenting orgasms from his ramrod slamming my herring hole made me come so hard, I began sweating like a ♥♥♥♥♥ near an unlocked shipping container. With my spam castanets now much like a werewolf with it's throat cut, he thought it was time to start sliding my ring piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a toilet twinkie, I wondered?