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Hello, Im collecting Dota2 loading screens and can give my Manifold Paradox for 8-10 of your loading screens. I see you have many so if you don't need them send me trade offer for my Arcana. Trade link and Arcana are in my main profile ( link in bio ) . I don't add friends at all so please dont add me , just send offer

cute niyo po

omg so kawaiiiiiii
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ur cute

gano kalaki titi mo?

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Im not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Travis Scott. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him cranking dongers, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Big T and his Big D. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love

tell me why i can get no relief (i can't get no sleep)
wonderin' when they'll come for me
a paranoid man makes paranoid plans
i do what i can, but it's out of my hands
strugglin' just to find my peace

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i think ur ♥♥♥ is sweet

I think you should go to your nearest walmart.Go to their men's restroom (assuming your gender). Look promptly at the Urinal. See that round mint floating there in what looks like residue piss? Go ahead and grab that and place it directly under your tongue. Its the latest progressive trend and everyone is doing it! The real high doesn't kick in until you go look in the mirror. Go ahead take a nice long look. After you have fulfilled your homosexual desires ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bash your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head into the sink repeatedly until the mint under your tongue begins to taste like a black-♥♥♥♥ foreskin.

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Good evening, Ray. I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day

Good evening, Ray. I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day

I've always questioned, what does it mean, to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? The obvious and well-acknowledged answer would be that "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" is posting utter ♥♥♥♥. But I tend to be unsure and believe that, possibly, it means to truly ♥♥♥♥ out a post. "Your post is so ♥♥♥♥, it's as if you ♥♥♥♥ it out yourself. Nice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." The next alarming topic, if this were to be true, is its past participle. If the first assumption is true, it would be "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". But if it is the latter, it would be "shatpost", which, at least to me, seems to be a higher quality of humour. Still ♥♥♥♥-tier humour, but your average, everyday dump-tier, compared to diarrhea-in-the-shower-on-accident-tier. I don't know. It's just a possibility. But it makes me wonder.

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drink me oppa~

Sumalangit nawa ang iyong kaluluwa na pinakadakilang hignuban hangang sa huli nating pagkikita

pinoy don't talk to me

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Gusto mo ba magkapera? Home based. 10k - 15k per month. Ano pang hinihintay mo?
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Maghanap ka ng trabaho tangina mo.

hu r u

that's not luda

i do care if you cry

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can't change that , it's what made me famous

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okay when

raypist oppa? hehehe

omo ray oppa trying to rape me...

cute and cuddly

h-hi...

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

10/10 would ♥♥♥♥

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

I'd date a gamer girl, but neither of these. First one is PC gaming on a laptop, the fakest gamer move there is right there, secondly she isn't using a mouse on said laptop, so even if she had a real gaming laptop, that isn't real gaming she's doing. Second girl is playing on xbox, unless it's nintendo based a gamer girl playing console is unacceptable.

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god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

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