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>sentorial class, but kinda plebish
>decide to go to forum to pick up puellae
>see a IX/X puella
>ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue
>go up to her
>heard pick up line from my buddy cassius, try it out
>"hey girl are you parthian?"
>"no"
>"because you shot an arrow into my heart"
>looks at me like marius would looke at sulla
>"my pater familiae died in that battle"
>my face goes redder than the theater of pompey on the ides of march
>she walks away
>go home and ♥♥♥♥ my boy slave
>i miss cato