Recent reviews by _ironmonk_

Three men is all they were.
Three men out at sea.
Three men came aboard my ship and took my true love from me.
I couldn't believe
She wanted to leave
She wanted to leave.

I loved you so long.
Since you were a child.
I've cared for your every need.
I've tried to make you smile.
And all the while
You wanted to leave
You wanted to leave.

Go gather the guns.
We'll blast them at sea.
She begged for me not to shoot,
"For my true love is here with me."
I've never loved thee
Now I must leave
Now I must leave.

So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends and fill up my glass to the rim.
For I'm not the man I used to be
Now I'm one of them.

Love this game when it isn't wasting my time. Alt-tab this game and it crashes, then for no reason deletes the current save file. Even if you don't accidentally switch out of the game, maybe the cursor will disappear, meaning you can't exit the game, which is the only way your progress gets saved.

Why?!? I've lost so many nearly-completed maps.

The accepted answer here fixed my crashing issues on Win10:

https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/insider/forum/all/x360ce-doesnt-work-on-windows-10/58a76e88-ec68-4e4d-8945-749127f86ea3

Learn important life skills like: how to make the apology sound sincere when you throw your partner into a buzz saw!

Great update from first edition. I still like first edition, but due to conflicts in the vs aspect, I could never get that game to the table. Second edition gets played regularly, and there's never been any contention between players.

Only real downfall, apart from infrequent bugs, is you have to be careful for which platform you buy the DLC. If you buy the DLC on Steam, it isn't available on android or iOS.