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Top strategy

+rep awesome strategy

nice game bro

Hey, i have an offer for you can you add me?

-rep thrower

nice kill

+rep stunning plays

great skills

+rep awp master

one-shot wonder

How about a gaming spree?

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

signed by me, lets play csgo

[Yesterday, 10:31 PM]
Wargog:
buildin CITIES?! sheesh

[Yesterday, 11:31 PM]
hrzn:
city planner at your service

Thanks for putting up a +0.04 Rating with me so far in 2023!
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● *DEAD* hrzn‎ : who asked- SAYS THE WORST PLAYER OF ALL TIME

I see the ♥♥♥ outside
i see the the memes

We suckin ♥♥♥♥♥ inside
we are ♥♥♥ feinds

Im bout to ♥♥♥ inside
inside his mouth
welcome to ♥♥♥ city
we bout to head south

he's got got his ♥♥♥♥ inside
inside of me
Injecting his ♥♥♥ in my veins
im bout to o.d.

he takes his big fat ♥♥♥♥
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that was some very good yummy
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signed by me :) lets play csgo

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philly has a a bunch of bussy i see

Sup! lets play CSGO

What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life.

Played cool with you! Add to friends, I will be pleased. <3

Yellow Banana

WHIPPIN' RUBBER BANDS ON THE MEATLOAF

I [M 22] just recently got my first dose of the COVID-19 Vaccine and I'm experiencing some strange side effects, first of all My penis has increased in size and my voice has gotten deeper, I've also grown a foot and a half and women seem eerily attracted to me, as if that wasnt bad enough I've started to memorize things easier and have even picked up a few new instruments since I got the vaccine, not to mention everytime I tell a girl I've been vaccinated she instantly takes her clothes off and asks me to ♥♥♥♥ her, it's so strange.

Thanks Mario Brothers

Bowser has turned into a hotel resort for the use of himself and his children, renaming the land "Klub Koopa Resort". Each hotel in the area is guarded by one of the Koopalings and their henchmen.
Having been invited for a picnic by Princess Toadstool, Mario and Luigi enter the Mushroom Kingdom. At the entrance, however, they find a message from Bowser. He reveals that he has taken control over the kingdom and established seven hotels there, at one of which Princess Toadstool is being held as a "permanent guest". As they visit the first six hotels, Mario and Luigi find the Princess several times, but on every occasion she disappears out of their sight, ending up in another hotel. They eventually enter a palace where Bowser himself resides. With the hotel's owner defeated, the brothers flee the building with Princess Toadstool before it collapses. The Princess, now able to rule her kingdom in peace, thanks the Mario brothers, giving them both a kiss.

I got your girl into "Last Stand". I used "Deep Impact" to "Double Tap" her "Bouncing Betty's". She sucked me like she had "Iron Lungs", I'm glad I had "Painkiller". We went all night using "Extreme Conditioning". Her Sleight of Hand" got me to "Sonic Boom" all over her face. Luckily for her I used "Steady Aim" so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing "One Man Army", and you didn't hear us because we were both using "Ninja"

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i go to sleep with 206 bones and wake up with 207

Hey, long time bottom frag here. I just wanted to let you know that my career is finally taking off! I'm currently talking with Fnatic about being their official bottom of the board player. They have been scouting for a toxic trash player and said there's nobody better than me. Pay is roughly 2-3 P90 Sand Spray's per a week, which is very POG, I'm probably going to accept. Just wanted to rub it in your face before I signed. Thanks idiot

The pocket shark (Mollisquama parini) is a kitefin shark of the family Dalatiidae, the only member of the genus Mollisquama, found in deep water off Chile in the southeast Pacific Ocean and recently in the Gulf of Mexico. It is distinguished from other sharks by two pockets next to its front fins; their purpose is not known. The pockets are large, measuring about 4% of the shark's body length. Some researchers hypothesize that they may secrete some kind of glowing fluid or pheromones.

The pocket shark is a very poorly known deepwater shark recorded from the Nazca Submarine Ridge off northern Chile. The first known specimen was an adolescent female (40 cm total length), taken at a depth of 330 m, in 1979. Nothing is known of its biology or threats in the area.

In February of 2010, a 14-cm-long specimen was caught 305 km (190 mi) off the coast of Louisiana, in the Gulf of Mexico.

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I'M WATCHING YOU

"Are You greater than our father Abraham, who died? And the prophets died! Whom do You make yourself?" ... Therefore the Jews said to Him, "You are not yet fifty years old, and You have seen Abraham?" Jesus said to them, "Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I AM."

Hi there, the ancient gamer here, 73 years old and my first gaming rig! Love this game how can you go wrong smashing man size rat's with a hammer, hahaha, what a hoot!
The game is beautifully animated and a great story too, I mean come on, all this stuff is fantasy and not meant to be a reality check... it's an escape, a run in the dark where there is no fear, because you can't really die, and besides that, you carry a big hammer and know how to use it!

Listen, I am a causal player and I play to have fun... to escape from the real calamities of life...anyways, Warhammer vermintide 2 end Times is fast pace and loads of fun....

Kill 'em all, Break 'em down,
WAZZUP! FELLOW MUSHROOMS

[ The Survivors walk past the motel on the highway while O Sweet Death plays. ]

[ Coach breaks through the boarded up door to a convenience store Safe Room in the park, unlocks it and everyone walks in. ]

Coach: Report unusual behavior...

[ Nick opens the cash register with his pistol and smirks. ]

Coach: Barricade your homes...

[ Ellis opens a gun cabinet and looks inside. His expression of bewilderment changes to a devilish smile. ]

Coach: Avoid all contact with infected individuals...

[ Rochelle is studying a map as Ellis places a pistol on top of it for her. She pushes it away as Ellis studies a Combat Shotgun. ]

[ Coach is shown reading off a piece of paper as he holds a chocolate bar. ]

Coach: Wait for official instructions. Heh, wait my ass!

Thanks!

Z O O M

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