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Mike Kozlowski   United States
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"Stuff happens, best not to worry."

"You gotta be you. Only one in the world."

-novid -tickrate 128 +clientport 27005 +fps_max 999 +fps_max_menu 150 +exec jumpbind
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CSGO LAN History:

(2014) EGSRIT Tournament (Rochester, NY), 1st Place w/ team Men In Swag
(2015) GameOn CSGO League Season 1 (Buffalo, NY) - 1st Place w/ team 716 BangerZ
(2015) GameOn CSGO Tournament #1 (Buffalo, NY) - 2nd Place w/ team 716 BangerZ
(2015) MassiveLAN CSGO Tournament (Hamburg, NY) - 3rd Place w/ team 716 BangerZ
(2015) GameOn $5,000 Top Fraggers #1 (Buffalo, NY) - 3rd Place w/ team New York United
(2016) EGLX CSGO $10,000 Tournament (Toronto, Canada) - Quarterfinalist w/ team New York United
(2016) Good Game Con CSGO $15,000 Tournament (Toronto, Canada) - Quarterfinalist w/ team New York United
(2017) Fragadelphia 10 $30,000 Tournament (Philadelphia, PA) - Knocked out of groups by Brax/swag w/ team GameOn eSports :lunar2020lazypig:
(2018) EGLX CSGO $10,000 Tournament (Toronto, Canada) - 14th-16th w/ team Clutchbus
(2023) MassiveLAN CSGO Tournament (Hamburg, NY) - 1st Place w/ team 716 BangerZ
(2024) MassiveLAN CSGO Tournament (Hamburg, NY) - 1st Place w/ team 716 BangerZ
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Milli Tortilli 17 Apr @ 9:33am 
robert schmurder Jan 14, 2010 @ 10:56pm 
This comment "HAT" been deleted. (note the pun and use of the word hat)
Milli Tortilli 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm 
Boner Patrol Jul 4, 2009 @ 10:09pm 
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Milli Tortilli 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:07pm 
You've been in the hospital for a week now, and your nurse just gets hotter every time you see her. You must have been daydreaming too much as she noticed your huge throbbing lump in your pants!
Uh oh! She's here! Is she going to notice that you were thinking naughty thoughts?
She looks knowingly at your lower body and says...

"It seems you've got quite a bit of stress built up. Ah.... shall I take care of that for you...?
Being stuck at the hospital just got way more interesting...!

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Milli Tortilli 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45pm 
your so bade
py 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm 
You've been in the hospital for a week now, and your nurse just gets hotter every time you see her. You must have been daydreaming too much as she noticed your huge throbbing lump in your pants!
Uh oh! She's here! Is she going to notice that you were thinking naughty thoughts?
She looks knowingly at your lower body and says...

"It seems you've got quite a bit of stress built up. Ah.... shall I take care of that for you...?
Being stuck at the hospital just got way more interesting...!

Our friends over at Hentai VR would like to share some more of their exclusive VR content!