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Stardew Valley is a game where you start with a little patch of land and end up married, rich, and best friends with the whole village. At first, you plant a couple of seeds, but soon you’re watering them at 3 a.m., thinking, ‘Please don’t wilt!’

The graphics are simple but so cozy that you’ll want to wrap yourself in a blanket and sip tea while fishing or digging through the mines. And the music? It’s like a warm hug for your soul—even when a slime eats you.

What can I say, guys… I started playing God of War—and that’s it. Now I roam around the house like Kratos, grumbling at the fridge, calling the microwave Atreus, and demanding it ‘bring me food.’ The graphics? So good I nearly broke my finger trying to touch the snow on the screen. Combat with monsters? Now every dusty corner of my apartment is an arena where I battle the ‘Giant Carpet Demon.’ And the music? So epic that I keep it playing even when I take out the trash—let the neighbors know there’s a god in the neighborhood!

Final verdict: 10 axes out of 10. But I recommend warning your wife/mom/cat in advance that you’re now Kratos and urgently need a hammer to finish building Valhalla on the balcony.

Went into a cave – Got my ass kicked.
Went to gather sticks – Got my ass kicked.
Went to sleep – Got my ass kicked.
Went out for berries, came back – Got my ass kicked.
Went to kick some ass – Got my ass kicked.

Went into a cave – Got my ass kicked.
Went to gather sticks – Got my ass kicked.
Went to sleep – Got my ass kicked.
Went out for berries, came back – Got my ass kicked.
Went to kick some ass – Got my ass kicked.

My first game in this format. It's addictive. Best wanking game ever. I recommend it.

One of the best games for a group of friends

One of the best games I've played.The plot is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spelled out and the characters are well worked out, especially this ♥♥♥♥♥ Ellie

nice wallpapers

Mafia: Definitive Edition isn’t just a game—it’s a time machine that drops you straight into the 1930s and makes you feel like a damn gangster. Started playing, and now every time I get into my car, I catch myself driving like a law-abiding citizen because Tommy Angelo taught me the value of a full tank and no cops on my tail.

The graphics? So f***ing gorgeous I could smell the cigars and whiskey through the screen. The city? It’s like stepping into a black-and-white movie, except everything is in glorious HD—and yes, I’ve spent way too much time admiring how the rain hits the pavement.

The story? It grabs you by the collar and doesn’t let go. Every mission feels like you’re starring in a classic mobster flick, complete with betrayals, shootouts, and plenty of ‘Oh s**, what now?!’* moments.

Final verdict: 10 tommy guns out of 10. Just be warned—after playing, you’ll start calling everyone ‘kid’ and feel a sudden urge to wear a fedora and argue about prohibition over a glass of whiskey. Capiche?

игра очень интересная, я бы хотел побольше планет и сущностей. Я бы порекомендовал эту игру всем, но игра из-за однотипного геймплея может надоесть.