Recent reviews by LightsDredd

my system got shocked

fun for a couple of minutes

i hope they add jesus in 1.1

you can flame the bear

why is snap neck and knock out the same button ??? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

the cards cost more than the game

Still can't get over the Ulfr the Blind's book joke.

11/10 would chuckle again.

I was only 14 years old
I loved Smite so much, I had all the skins and voicepacks
I pray to hirez every night before bed, thanking them for the game they have made.
“Smite is love” I say. “Smite is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a nerd
I knew he was just jealous of my obsession to smite
I called him a fat Kumbha
He shuts off my computer and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its as cold as Ymir’s freeze
An icy breeze moves towards me
I feel something touch me
Its Ymir
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “This is my lane”
He grabs my laptop with his powerful glacier hands and opens up smite
I’m ready
I go into a conquest queue for Ymir
He changes it to league
The league matchmaking sucks, but i do it for Ymir
I start tearing as I see Zapman on the other team
I autoban all adc’s
I want to please Ymir
He roars a mighty roar as he sees Arachne as jungle
My dad walks in as the game starts
Ymir looks him straight in the eyes and says. “Ymir is here”
Ymir leaves through my window
Smite is love, Smite is Life