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⣄⣰⣶⣒⠒⠒⠒⣲⠊⣀⡄⠀⠀⣠⠀⠀⠀⢰⠈⠻⠵⣧
⣿⢱⣿⣿⡄⠀⢠⢇⠎⡠⡇⠀⢠⠙⢴⡧⠀⣾⢀⠀⠀⡇⠙⠻⣄⠀
⣟⡟⠀⠀⢳⠤⢼⡏⡼⠲⢥⡤⢼⠀⣾⢧⠀⠹⡸⡀⣼⡷⣶⣴⡗⠱
⢹⡶⡀⠀⠀⢇⠘⣷⣤⢶⣾⣷⣮⡆⢻⣶⣭⣶⣵⣿⡹⢗⣿⣣⠇
⠀⢳⣧⢀⡀⠜⡆⠈⣿⣸⠁⢻⠀⠈⢹⢻⡿⠿⢙⢿⠁⠀⢀⣻
⠀⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠸⣄⣿⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠛⠂⠚⣿⠃⠀⠀⣎⠃
⠀⠀⠈⢯⣄⠀⠀⣷⢿⣧⣄⠀⠦⢤⠀⠀⣀⣤⠏⠀⠀⠸⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠈⢾⣄⣤⡇⢸⣿⢦⣽⡳⢖⣲⢋⣥⡟⠙⠂⢠⣻
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠿⠿⠷⣎⠁⠹⣉⣭⢿⣱⣾⡾⠀⠀⢠⢷⠃
⠀⠀⣴⠿⠂⠀⠀⠀⢀⣧⠤⠤⠥⣀⣿⣽⠁⠀⢠⣿⠃
⠀⠀⢟⠊⠀⠀⠀⡰⠋⢁⣄⡀⠀⠘⣿⣿⡶⣤⠞⠁
⠀⠀⡜⠗⠤⠤⠤⢧⠀⠸⡷⠇⠀⡼⣟⣾⡟⠁
⠀⢸⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⢄⣀⣠⢞⠔⡿⠋
⠀⢸⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⣡⠎
⠀⠀⣠⣞⢻⣬⠳⡽⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣋⠶⣍⡻⢦⡀⠀⠀
⠀⣴⣓⢮⠳⣜⣳⣣⡿⡢⣤⠶⣖⡦⣤⡺⣵⣎⡻⢬⡳⣍⠿⡄⠀
⣼⣳⣜⠚⠉⠉⢀⠴⢏⡿⣬⢳⡞⡵⠭⠿⠵⢄⠈⠉⠑⠋⢾⣹⡄
⠃⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠈⠉⢃⠀⡉⠀⠀⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⢠⠒⣲⣒⣾⢠⣷⣶⡶⠒⡀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢇⠸⣀⣘⣿⣹⠀⣏⣿⣃⣰⢀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡄⠀⠐⠤⠤⠄⠂⠀⣠⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠐⠢⢤⢤⡤⠐⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢾⡻⡝⢯⡻⢯⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⢠⢻⠉⠉⠉⡹⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠁⣸⡀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡇⠸⡀⠀
⠀⠀⡵⣥⠋⡲⢅⠲⠖⡘⢧⠓⡥⢎⠃⡴⣣⠀
⠀⠀⠟⣄⠢⠝⡈⠱⣈⠱⡈⢆⣙⡲⠌⣑⠛⠀
⠀⠀⡴⣕⡲⠽⣈⠱⣠⡗⠨⣄⠒⡤⢉⢆⣉⠀
⠀⢠⡝⢦⡝⡱⡠⣧⠍⢲⢃⢓⡎⠳⢅⠷⢨⠄
⢠⠾⣘⡳⢎⠏⠀⣿⠀⠀⡃⠆⡟⠀⠀⡍⣇⢲
⠀⠘⡵⣽⢢⣩⣤⠒⠂⢊⡠⢀⠅⠀⡸⢡⠎⠐
⠀⠀⠀⠋⠫⢺⣯⡻⢶⡲⡴⢶⢶⣿⠑⠓⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠡⡱⡆⠁⠘⡉⠀⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠖⣐⠀⠀⠔⠓⢊⣿⣿⣦⣳⠶⠿⣀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠹⢥⢚⠀⠀⠹⡌⡝⣿⣿⡿⠡⢯⠑⡔⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠉⠆⠤⡔⠞⠘⢹⠋⠁⠀⡟⠚⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣭⣶⣤⡴⣣⣤⡶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⣿⡏⠀⣽⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡿⠁⠀⢹⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠘⠻⠆⠀⠀
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