LuKillas's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 9:14pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 7:52pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 9:04pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 5:16pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 5:16pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:21pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:29pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 8:59pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 3:42pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2021 @ 6:57pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 12:29pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 8:31pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 12:23pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:59pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

23 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

15 / 30