What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say you little istyk? Chk! I'll have you know l graduated top of my creche and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the ghaik. I am trained in Githyankl and I'm the top fighter in the entire Astral Plane. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with psionics the likes of which have never been seen before in this realm. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me through our tadpole link? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies and your camp is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ska'keth. The storm that wipes the pathetic little thing you call your party. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred extra attacks, and that's just with my bare hands. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ghaik.

People keep asking me what race I am going to play as in Baldur's Gate 3.

People keep asking me what race I am going to play as in Baldur's Gate 3. Well, let me tell ya old chum, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnwarf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalfing, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnuman, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnithyanki, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gniefling, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnow, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnagonborn, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnorc, I am gnoing to be playing as a Gnome. And you've been .. Gnooomed.

It was dinner time at the Enforze Apex Legends house. iSjisnix dishes up a steamy plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Enforze_Biznez looks up from his plate, the gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby" lubing up with marinara sauce Enforze_Biznez begins to pound his sausage into iSjisnix tight lightly buttered dinner roll. The scream of delight, Enforze_Biznez releases his load, calling an end to yet another successful team dinner.

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with 💘Valkyrie💘. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Valkyrie pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Respawn create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

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